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Now Playing
September 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · lists
100 Minutes of Leering at Megan Fox, Whom You Will Never Meet, Let Alone Get With
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New Phobias
September 19th, 2009 · No Comments · lists
Deniophobia – Fear of someone refusing your friend request Omguhohphobia – Fear of dropping your iPhone in the toilet while texting and urinating Packyourknivesandgophobia – Fear of being voted out of your job, relationship or family Didyoumeanophobia – Fear of Googling yourself and receiving no results Untaggophobia – Fear of appearing on the internet without [...]
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My Favorite Copycat Marketing Slogans
September 17th, 2009 · No Comments · lists, thoughts and ramblings
“Give a fulk! Buy in bulk!” —Costco “Wood to the last flop” —Viagra (Pfizer) “We sing good things to fife” –Western Massachusetts Colonial Fife Chorus “You’re not fully clean until you’re deloused-in-a-high-pressure-bleach-spray-fully clean” —The High-Pressure Bleach Spray Council “Where’s the queef?” —QueefCorp, a division of Amalgamated Genital Flatulae Industries, Inc. by Admiral Thaddius Dance IV
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Rejected Horror Film Pitches
September 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment · lists
Earwigs! The Hills Have Thighs Rosemary’s Scabies Night of the Marimbas Bronchitis Part Two: Relapse Frank N. Stein, Certified Public Accountant Vegan Zombies of Sausalito The Shortening by J.D. Smith
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