“Give a fulk! Buy in bulk!” —Costco “Wood to the last flop” —Viagra (Pfizer) “We sing good things to fife” –Western Massachusetts Colonial Fife Chorus “You’re not fully clean until you’re deloused-in-a-high-pressure-bleach-spray-fully clean” —The High-Pressure Bleach Spray Council “Where’s the queef?” —QueefCorp, a division of Amalgamated Genital Flatulae Industries, Inc. by Admiral Thaddius Dance IV
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My Favorite Copycat Marketing Slogans
September 17th, 2009 · No Comments · lists, thoughts and ramblings
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Rejected Horror Film Pitches
September 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment · lists
Earwigs! The Hills Have Thighs Rosemary’s Scabies Night of the Marimbas Bronchitis Part Two: Relapse Frank N. Stein, Certified Public Accountant Vegan Zombies of Sausalito The Shortening by J.D. Smith
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Reality Shows Still Waiting to Be Greenlighted
September 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment · lists
Dental Case Master Baker Beverly Hills Podiatrist Cobblers! America’s Got Ballast Blanching with the Stars Hell’s Haberdashery Top Sexual Surrogate by J.D. Smith
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Alternatives to Chicken Divan
September 14th, 2009 · 7 Comments · lists
Turkey Ottoman Goose Davenport Duck Longue by J.D. Smith
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Conversations with Dick Armey
July 30th, 2009 · No Comments · lists
“Is Dick Armey your real name?” “No, I changed it from Wiener National Guard.” —— “Mr. Armey, how many Dicks are there in your family?” “Several.” —— “Hey, Dick. Did you ever think of joining the Navey?” “No.”
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