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Rejected Late-Night Talk Show Monologue Jokes: Green Edition

November 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment · shortform

Hotels are going green to attract more business. Yeah, this it’s already happening — Four Seasons will stop throwing away beds after each use, advice and La Quintas will continue to never wash anything. Singapore has developed a videogame that engages kids in environmental issues. In the game, information pills players have to protect Singapore [...]

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Joke for Nerds Only

November 17th, 2009 · No Comments · shortform

****SPOILER ALERT**** Someone will quit the Glee Club, discount rx then rejoin when they realize [extracurricular activity] is a poor replacement. The sensitive quarterback will get in touch with his emotions through song. And his uptight, medications prissy cheerleader girlfriend will chill out a little bit — there’s more to life than competition. The gay [...]

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More Rejected Late-Night Talk Show Monologue Jokes

September 13th, 2009 · No Comments · shortform

Have you gotten this new book? “Why Women Have Sex.” To get the answer, sale 10,000 women were polled. But… all of them had a headache. There’s a man in Thailand who’s keeping over 4,000 scorpions in his home as pets. 4,000 scorpions. The guy’s wife is fine with it until they start nightly rehearsals [...]

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Rejected Late-Night Talk Show Monologue Jokes

August 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · shortform

GourmetGiftBaskets.com set a new record for the The World’s Largest Cupcake by creating one that measured four feet tall. Officials double-checked to make sure it wasn’t just Danny DeVito covered in frosting. At a Florida McDonald’s, human enhancement an employee’s daughter slapped a customer who complained about his food. Turns out the young lady was [...]

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Walter Cronkite Walks Into a Bar

August 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · shortform

Walter Cronkite walks into a bar, remedy and the bartender says, more “We don’t serve ghosts here.” “Why not?” asks Walter Cronkite. The bartender replies, “That’s the way it is.”

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