“Give a fulk! Buy in bulk!” —Costco “Wood to the last flop” —Viagra (Pfizer) “We sing good things to fife” –Western Massachusetts Colonial Fife Chorus “You’re not fully clean until you’re deloused-in-a-high-pressure-bleach-spray-fully clean” —The High-Pressure Bleach Spray Council “Where’s the queef?” —QueefCorp, a division of Amalgamated Genital Flatulae Industries, Inc. by Admiral Thaddius Dance IV
Entries Tagged as 'thoughts and ramblings'
My Favorite Copycat Marketing Slogans
September 17th, 2009 · No Comments · lists, thoughts and ramblings
Tags:
Weirdest Plane Passenger Manifest
June 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · thoughts and ramblings
Shaquille O’neal is in a middle coach seat. He is so tall that his knees touch the top of the headrest in front of him, even though his feet are flat on the ground. His head touches the part where the lights/air vents are, yet his face is an inch from his knees. On either [...]
Vermont State Quarter
February 5th, 2009 · No Comments · thoughts and ramblings
“Hi, I’m the Vermont state quarter! I felt the best image to illustrate my state was one of a serene forest in which a young man is masturbating into buckets, filling them with semen, and nailing them to the trees! Freedom and unity, BEHOLD!”
Tags:
A Conversation I Just Had
February 5th, 2009 · No Comments · thoughts and ramblings
(Regarding some copy I wrote.) Someone else: It’s rife with powerful, positive connotations. Me: It’s like a thrusting cock of justice. Someone else: lol Me: Sorry, a thrusting cock of gender equality. Me: Something about a “spasming vagina” doesn’t seem as cool Someone else: It’s like an arching back of orgasmic deliverance.
Tags: