Top Hat Tap Dance

Flip This House of Wax
Project Run Away
So You Think You’re Possessed
Joe Zombie
Hellraiser’s Kitchen
Man Vs. Candyman
Queer Eye for the Fly
Keeping Up With the Kruegers
Flavor of the Living Dead
Big, Physically Abusive Brother
The Real World: Crystal Lake
Survivor: Apocalypse

by Jamie King

CGI: WTF

Product Placement Overdrive

Almost Straight to Video Rom-Com

Serious English Actor Goes for Action Film Payday

Tyler Perry Again Gets Way, Way, Way More than His Money’s Worth Out of that Friggin’ Dress

Documentary Attended by People with Prim Expressions and NPR Tote Bags

That French Flick with Subtitles and Bare Ta-Tas

What the Makers Insist on Calling a Film, Based on a/an (check all that apply):
a. Toy
b. Video game
c. Saturday morning cartoon
d. Amusement park ride

100 Minutes of Leering at Megan Fox, Whom You Will Never Meet, Let Alone Get With

Feature Actually Conceived in a Screenwriter’s Mind Rather than a Boardroom, or “The Fluke”

by J.D. Smith

Creative Commons licensed - by Hank Ryan

Deniophobia – Fear of someone refusing your friend request
Omguhohphobia – Fear of dropping your iPhone in the toilet while texting and urinating
Packyourknivesandgophobia – Fear of being voted out of your job, relationship or family
Didyoumeanophobia - Fear of Googling yourself and receiving no results
Untaggophobia – Fear of appearing on the internet without your approval
Tweetophobia – Fear of speaking more than 140 words at one time
Salomonophobia – Fear of appearing in a sex tape
Flavoraphobia – Fear of someday being forced to marry Flavor Flav on television
Lolophobia – Fear of being required to communicate in acronyms you do not understand

by Jamie King