Top Hat Tap Dance

1. “Give a fulk! Buy in bulk!” —Costco
2. “Wood to the last flop” —Viagra (Pfizer)
3. “We sing good things to fife” –Western Massachusetts Colonial Fife Chorus
4. “You’re not fully clean until you’re deloused-in-a-high-pressure-bleach-spray-fully clean” —The High-Pressure Bleach Spray Council
5. “Where’s the queef?” —QueefCorp, a division of Amalgamated Genital Flatulae Industries, Inc.

by Admiral Thaddius Dance IV