Top Hat Tap Dance

Creative Commons licensed - by Hank Ryan

Deniophobia – Fear of someone refusing your friend request
Omguhohphobia – Fear of dropping your iPhone in the toilet while texting and urinating
Packyourknivesandgophobia – Fear of being voted out of your job, relationship or family
Didyoumeanophobia - Fear of Googling yourself and receiving no results
Untaggophobia – Fear of appearing on the internet without your approval
Tweetophobia – Fear of speaking more than 140 words at one time
Salomonophobia – Fear of appearing in a sex tape
Flavoraphobia – Fear of someday being forced to marry Flavor Flav on television
Lolophobia – Fear of being required to communicate in acronyms you do not understand

by Jamie King