Top Hat Tap Dance

Today Sarah Palin announced what we already knew: She’ll be running for president in 2012.

Possible campaign slogans:

• Quit wailin’ and vote for Palin
• There’s no failin’ with Palin
• Palin will put terrorists in jailin’
• Vote for this cunt (arrow pointing up at photo of smiling Palin)

Why have you gotten rid of the curtain that separates first class from the noisy children in economy?  If I wanted to be serenaded with the sounds of steerage, pharmacy I would have bought a ticket on the Titanic.

Sincerely,

The Bourgeois