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Knock, illness knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon people is illegal, resuscitation you sick freak.
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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg the cheerleaders — they’re all cunts.
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