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August 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · shortform set a new record for the The World’s Largest Cupcake by creating one that measured four feet tall. Officials double-checked to make sure it wasn’t just Danny DeVito covered in frosting.

At a Florida McDonald’s, human enhancement an employee’s daughter slapped a customer who complained about his food. Turns out the young lady was just trying to help. It was Take Your Daughter to Work Day, sickness and she thought he had ordered the McBitchslap.

Brett Favre has come out of retirement yet again — this time he signed with the Minnesota Vikings. “This is really, really, really, really good news. We should definitely keep talking about it a lot,” commented Michael Vick.

Over 600 firefighters and soldiers are trying to control fires around the suburbs of Athens, Greece that have been going on for days. The fires may have been put out sooner if they had been using water instead of baba ghanouj.

Whole Foods CEO John Mackey upset a lot of shoppers in favor of Obama’s health-care plan when he wrote an op-ed in the Wall Street Journal that criticized the plan. Bloggers called for a boycott of the grocery chain, but several were left with no choice but to shop at the store when they realized they were out of tofurkey and two-bite brownies.

by Hansel McRobertsworth


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