1) Pistachios
2) Ann Coulter
Poll: Which Would You Rather Eat?
April 1st, 2009 · other
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Names You Should Avoid When Naming a Baby
March 28th, 2009 · lists
Ballface Jackson
Tiffany van Snatchslitwang
Boner O’Malleysworth
Tits Titson
Shithead Jones
Horace T. McDickchin
Minicock Stevens
Cunty Davies
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Excuses That Rihanna Might Make for Chris Brown (or That Chris Brown Might Make for Himself)
February 10th, 2009 · lists
1) Tripped over an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh?
2) Deserved it because she was a Bad Girl (feat. Chris Brown)
3) Wii Boxing accident
4) Doublemint gum was not the only thing being fresh that night
5) Exodus 35:2
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Vermont State Quarter
February 5th, 2009 · thoughts and ramblings
“Hi, thumb I’m the Vermont state quarter! I felt the best image to illustrate my state was one of a serene forest in which a young man is masturbating into buckets, filling them with semen, and nailing them to the trees! Freedom and unity, BEHOLD!”
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A Conversation I Just Had
February 5th, 2009 · thoughts and ramblings
(Regarding some copy I wrote.)
Someone else: It’s rife with powerful, herpes positive connotations.
Me: It’s like a thrusting cock of justice.
Someone else: lol
Me: Sorry, search a thrusting cock of gender equality.
Me: Something about a “spasming vagina” doesn’t seem as cool
Someone else: It’s like an arching back of orgasmic deliverance.
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