Top Hat Tap Dance

Top Hat Tap Dance

Poll: Which Would You Rather Eat?

April 1st, 2009 · other

1) Pistachios
2) Ann Coulter

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Names You Should Avoid When Naming a Baby

March 28th, 2009 · lists

Ballface Jackson
Tiffany van Snatchslitwang
Boner O’Malleysworth
Tits Titson
Shithead Jones
Horace T. McDickchin
Minicock Stevens
Cunty Davies

by Hansel McRobertsworth

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Excuses That Rihanna Might Make for Chris Brown (or That Chris Brown Might Make for Himself)

February 10th, 2009 · lists

1) Tripped over an umbrella-ella-ella-eh-eh-eh?

2) Deserved it because she was a Bad Girl (feat. Chris Brown)

3) Wii Boxing accident

4) Doublemint gum was not the only thing being fresh that night

5) Exodus 35:2

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Vermont State Quarter

February 5th, 2009 · thoughts and ramblings

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“Hi, thumb I’m the Vermont state quarter! I felt the best image to illustrate my state was one of a serene forest in which a young man is masturbating into buckets, filling them with semen, and nailing them to the trees! Freedom and unity, BEHOLD!”

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A Conversation I Just Had

February 5th, 2009 · thoughts and ramblings

(Regarding some copy I wrote.)

Someone else: It’s rife with powerful, herpes positive connotations.

Me: It’s like a thrusting cock of justice.

Someone else: lol

Me: Sorry, search a thrusting cock of gender equality.

Me: Something about a “spasming vagina” doesn’t seem as cool

Someone else: It’s like an arching back of orgasmic deliverance.

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