Top Hat Tap Dance

Poke it in and then angle it up. Come down and do it about 4 or 5 times. Count to 40 and then turn it on. Turn it off! Just keep smashing it in there. Feel that heat?

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1. You would not believe your eyes If ten million fireflies Lit up the world as I fell asleep Cause they fill the open air And leave teardrops everywhere 2. I’d like to make myself believe That planet Earth turns slowly It’s hard to say that I’d Rather stay awake when I’m asleep Because my [...]

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Tonight at 8pm on Animal Planet On a DVD stashed under your son’s mattress The Peruvian Amazon In that man’s pants, as suggested by the arrow on his wacky T-shirt In a forced conversation about childhood nostalgia by Kristin Hillery

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1. In-Laws 2. Mel’s Angels 3. Quakers 4. Jodidos 5. Guardians of Being 6. Kangols by J.D. Smith

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Mr. Brown Can Claim Unemployment, Can You?

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