Top Hat Tap Dance

Poke it in and then angle it up.
Come down and do it about 4 or 5 times.
Count to 40 and then turn it on. Turn it off!
Just keep smashing it in there.
Feel that heat?

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1.
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
2.
I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d
Rather stay awake when I’m asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

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Tonight at 8pm on Animal Planet
On a DVD stashed under your son’s mattress
The Peruvian Amazon
In that man’s pants, as suggested by the arrow on his wacky T-shirt
In a forced conversation about childhood nostalgia
by Kristin Hillery

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1. In-Laws
2. Mel’s Angels
3. Quakers
4. Jodidos
5. Guardians of Being
6. Kangols
by J.D. Smith

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Mr. Brown Can Claim Unemployment, Can You?

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