Creative Commons licensed - by Griff69
“Hi, misbirth I hope you don’t mind my being forward, but I’d love to get a piece of that asbestos litigation.”
“Waiter, my proteins are undercooked — and these endless breadsticks are going to make me obese.”
“You know, this Vioxx isn’t the only thing making my heart race.”
“Would you like to come up for a cup of very, very hot McDonald’s coffee?”
“Excuse me while I slip and fall into something more comfortable.”
“Oh my, that position is definitely not ergonomically correct.”
“Would you like a cigarette? Just kidding.”
By Chanice Jan and Kristin Hillery
That shit’s so funny, I’m going to sue YOU guys because I fell down on the ground when I laughed and broke my COCK OFF!!
Dangerously hilarious and invaluably considered.
How about: “Baby, you’re so sweet, I’d like to see evidence that you don’t contain lead paint”?