Top Hat Tap Dance

Creative Commons licensed - by Griff69

“Hi, misbirth I hope you don’t mind my being forward, but I’d love to get a piece of that asbestos litigation.”

“Waiter, my proteins are undercooked — and these endless breadsticks are going to make me obese.”

“You know, this Vioxx isn’t the only thing making my heart race.”

“Would you like to come up for a cup of very, very hot McDonald’s coffee?”

“Excuse me while I slip and fall into something more comfortable.”

“Oh my, that position is definitely not ergonomically correct.”

“Would you like a cigarette? Just kidding.”

By Chanice Jan and Kristin Hillery