Top Hat Tap Dance

CGI: WTF

Product Placement Overdrive

Almost Straight to Video Rom-Com

Serious English Actor Goes for Action Film Payday

Tyler Perry Again Gets Way, Way, Way More than His Money’s Worth Out of that Friggin’ Dress

Documentary Attended by People with Prim Expressions and NPR Tote Bags

That French Flick with Subtitles and Bare Ta-Tas

What the Makers Insist on Calling a Film, Based on a/an (check all that apply):
a. Toy
b. Video game
c. Saturday morning cartoon
d. Amusement park ride

100 Minutes of Leering at Megan Fox, Whom You Will Never Meet, Let Alone Get With

Feature Actually Conceived in a Screenwriter’s Mind Rather than a Boardroom, or “The Fluke”

by J.D. Smith