Top Hat Tap Dance

Top Hat Tap Dance

Joke for Nerds Only

November 17th, 2009 · shortform

What do you get when you take a bunch of vinegar, water, and salt, boil it, pour it over a jar filled with MS-DOS, seal the jar, and let it cool for several weeks?

DILLDOS

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Owl City Lyrics or Really Bad Songwriting?

October 22nd, 2009 · lists

1.

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere

2.

I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d
Rather stay awake when I’m asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams

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Where the Wild Things Are

October 14th, 2009 · lists

Tonight at 8pm on Animal Planet

On a DVD stashed under your son’s mattress

The Peruvian Amazon

In that man’s pants, as suggested by the arrow on his wacky T-shirt

In a forced conversation about childhood nostalgia

by Kristin Hillery

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Seasons

October 14th, 2009 · illustrations

mein_seasons

by Todd Mein

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Rejected Biker Gang Names

October 8th, 2009 · lists

1. In-Laws
2. Mel’s Angels
3. Quakers
4. Jodidos
5. Guardians of Being
6. Kangols

by J.D. Smith

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