What do you get when you take a bunch of vinegar, water, and salt, boil it, pour it over a jar filled with MS-DOS, seal the jar, and let it cool for several weeks?
DILLDOS
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Owl City Lyrics or Really Bad Songwriting?
October 22nd, 2009 · lists
1.
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
2.
I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d
Rather stay awake when I’m asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams
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Where the Wild Things Are
October 14th, 2009 · lists
Tonight at 8pm on Animal Planet
On a DVD stashed under your son’s mattress
The Peruvian Amazon
In that man’s pants, as suggested by the arrow on his wacky T-shirt
In a forced conversation about childhood nostalgia
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Rejected Biker Gang Names
October 8th, 2009 · lists
1. In-Laws
2. Mel’s Angels
3. Quakers
4. Jodidos
5. Guardians of Being
6. Kangols
by J.D. Smith
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