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Why Are You a Stripper?
February 1st, 2010 · illustrations
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Rejected Late-Night Talk Show Monologue Jokes: Green Edition
November 24th, 2009 · shortform
Hotels are going green to attract more business. Yeah, it’s already happening — Four Seasons will stop throwing away beds after each use, and La Quintas will continue to never wash anything.
Singapore has developed a videogame that engages kids in environmental issues. In the game, players have to protect Singapore against mosquito-like aliens. Kids who aren’t able to beat the game will face the death penalty.
NASA isn’t too happy about all the hysteria the new movie 2012 is drumming up about the end of the world. They’re right: The end of the world will come the day someone cares about NASA.
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Joke for Nerds Only
November 17th, 2009 · shortform
What do you get when you take a bunch of vinegar, water, and salt, boil it, pour it over a jar filled with MS-DOS, seal the jar, and let it cool for several weeks?
DILLDOS
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Owl City Lyrics or Really Bad Songwriting?
October 22nd, 2009 · lists
1.
You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
2.
I’d like to make myself believe
That planet Earth turns slowly
It’s hard to say that I’d
Rather stay awake when I’m asleep
Because my dreams are bursting at the seams
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Where the Wild Things Are
October 14th, 2009 · lists
Tonight at 8pm on Animal Planet
On a DVD stashed under your son’s mattress
The Peruvian Amazon
In that man’s pants, as suggested by the arrow on his wacky T-shirt
In a forced conversation about childhood nostalgia
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