
by Todd Mein
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2. Mel’s Angels
3. Quakers
4. Jodidos
5. Guardians of Being
6. Kangols
by J.D. Smith
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Let’s cut to the chase about all these “socialist agenda” accusations Conservatives are heaving at Obama. It seems to me that the same people screaming SOCIALISM! at every chance are the same showing up to church every Sunday after six-and-a-half days of being championship assholes.
The thing is, these people believe with all their black, spider-infested hearts that they will go to Heaven, and the liberal vermin will all go straight to Hell where they will burn for eternity with a devil who bears a striking resemblance to Hillary Clinton. Especially because that devil is always wearing pantsuits.
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Oh the Places You’ll Do Blow!
Horton Hears His Roommate Having Sex
Mr. Brown Can Claim Unemployment, Can You?
And To Think That I Woke Up on Mulberry Street
The Twitter Battle Book
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Green Eggs and Ramen
I Had Trouble in Getting a Reference from Solla Sollew
Fox in Socks Intoxicated
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Mercury Poisoning
How the Grinch Got Everybody Gift Certificates
The Cat and the LSAT
by Jamie King
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