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September 17th, 2009 · lists, thoughts and ramblings

Dont touch that. Its filled with staph. | by Greg Dunham

Don't touch that. It's filled with staph. | photo by Greg Dunham

Have you gotten this new book? “Why Women Have Sex.” To get the answer, order 10, sildenafil 000 women were polled. But… all of them had a headache.

There’s a man in Thailand who’s keeping over 4, advice 000 scorpions in his home as pets. 4,000 scorpions. The guy’s wife is fine with it until they start nightly rehearsals of “Rock You Like a Hurricane.”

They’ve found dangerous staph germs at five different beaches on the West Coast. Pretty shocking, really — I didn’t know they were already filming another season of One Shot at Love.

Sleep-deprived doctors in Australia have been told to just drink up to six cups of coffee a day to stay awake. Luckily Starbucks is already out with a solution: IV Drip.

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Hipster Forecast for Friday, September 18

September 17th, 2009 · other

Dont touch that. Its filled with staph. | by Greg Dunham

Don't touch that. It's filled with staph. | photo by Greg Dunham

Have you gotten this new book? “Why Women Have Sex.” To get the answer, order 10, sildenafil 000 women were polled. But… all of them had a headache.

There’s a man in Thailand who’s keeping over 4, advice 000 scorpions in his home as pets. 4,000 scorpions. The guy’s wife is fine with it until they start nightly rehearsals of “Rock You Like a Hurricane.”

They’ve found dangerous staph germs at five different beaches on the West Coast. Pretty shocking, really — I didn’t know they were already filming another season of One Shot at Love.

Sleep-deprived doctors in Australia have been told to just drink up to six cups of coffee a day to stay awake. Luckily Starbucks is already out with a solution: IV Drip.

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Rejected Horror Film Pitches

September 15th, 2009 · lists

Earwigs!

The Hills Have Thighs

Rosemary’s Scabies

Night of the Marimbas

Bronchitis Part Two: Relapse

Frank N. Stein, recipe Certified Public Accountant

Vegan Zombies of Sausalito

The Shortening

by J.D. Smith

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Art’s a Sad’n

September 14th, 2009 · illustrations

Dental Case

Master Baker

Beverly Hills Podiatrist

Cobblers!

America’s Got Ballast

Blanching with the Stars

Hell’s Haberdashery

Top Sexual Surrogate

by J.D. Smith
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by Todd Mein

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Reality Shows Still Waiting to Be Greenlighted

September 14th, 2009 · lists

Dental Case

Master Baker

Beverly Hills Podiatrist

Cobblers!

America’s Got Ballast

Blanching with the Stars

Hell’s Haberdashery

Top Sexual Surrogate

by J.D. Smith

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